If you’re consistently inconsiderate, don’t be mad when you’re no longer...– Rob Hill Sr. (via taydanyelle)
can someone explain to me
how one of my gay friends wants to “stand up” for chick-fil-a? am i missing something?
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
two funerals in three days and i don’t know how.
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. →
I am still in love with this.
Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...– Oscar Wilde
i’m sitting in the library at a very large glass table with andrew, missy, and the wesleys and i’m just exhausted. we’ve been here since 10:30 AM and we keep on getting confused and i think we’re all delusional. i’m thinking that even though we all fucking suck i know way more about this test than i did about the last one. i’m thinking maybe i need to get...
Literally, if you take off your fucking fedora, your life will be at least three...– Natalie Renae Pierzga
25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25 1. Make peace with your parents. Whether...– January Nelson (via tyleroakley)
channel orange is on point.
Me: Hey, I just met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: But I'd like to dilute you from 750 milliliters to 1000 milliliters using water as a solvent
Me: So let me calculate your molarity, maybe?