August 2012
40 posts
“If you’re consistently inconsiderate, don’t be mad when you’re no longer...”
– Rob Hill Sr. (via taydanyelle)
July 2012
37 posts
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can someone explain to me
how one of my gay friends wants to “stand up” for chick-fil-a?
am i missing something?
metal-guru:
fr3aksh0ww:
mpregbert:
magikarpschoiceass:
mpregbert:
im so tired i could eat a horse
i identify as a horse and this offends me
i identify as offends and this horses me
I offend horses, identify me.
i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
two funerals in three days and i don’t know how.
4 tags
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. →
I am still in love with this.
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“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...”
– Oscar Wilde
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so
i’m sitting in the library at a very large glass table with andrew, missy, and the wesleys and i’m just exhausted. we’ve been here since 10:30 AM and we keep on getting confused and i think we’re all delusional.
i’m thinking that even though we all fucking suck i know way more about this test than i did about the last one.
i’m thinking maybe i need to get...
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“Literally, if you take off your fucking fedora, your life will be at least three...”
– Natalie Renae Pierzga
“25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25
1. Make peace with your parents. Whether...”
– January Nelson (via tyleroakley)
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channel orange is on point.
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Me: Hey, I just met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: But I'd like to dilute you from 750 milliliters to 1000 milliliters using water as a solvent
Me: So let me calculate your molarity, maybe?
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